Um, that tree isn’t going to lose its leaves. It’s a cypress tree - a pine. It has needles, not leaves.
Um, there’s no such thing as a British accent. English, maybe? Which part of England? Geordie, Scouse, Brummie? Or maybe pure Sloane? Or Estuary? Or perhaps Scottish or Welsh or Irish?
Surely people don’t really believe this utter bullshit, do they?
Just when you thought you’d seen all the stupid …
Yeah, everybody loves a pyromaniac.
Um, the Eiffel Tower is fucking huge.
If you’re looking to a robin for the answer, you seriously need help. Oh, and bonus points for the misplaced apostrophe.