But love, you’re horribly attention-seeking with your sanctimonious smugness.
That’s because nobody invites smug, sanctimonious people to parties.
And if you don’t get through pain, an epidural and an episiotomy with your hair and makeup intact, you’ve FAILED.
So much wrong with this I hardly know where to start. Pain when exercising means YOU’RE DOING IT WRONG. And although the quote is (allegedly) from Muhammad Ali, it’s illustrated with a young, thin, white woman. Wearing LEGWARMERS, FFS.
Because beauty is always thin, young, white and female, right?
Whoa. Guilt-trip women who can’t or don’t want to breastfeed? Nice.
Woah. First, there’s no such thing as a measurable unit of pain. And second, since when was pain competitive? How about not measuring smugness by how much pain you (think) you can take?
Um, you’ve got an freaking scary ALIEN inside you. That’s nothing to be smug about.
And I am the smuggest, most annoying person you’ll ever meet
… and a horrible, ugly smug face that needs a good slap
Yeah, because a woman can’t possibly have any value unless she’s given birth, right?
But isn’t being a crap parent who hates Disney and still goes out clubbing - and doesn’t post passive-aggressive shit - so much more fun?
Why yes, I am one smug, sanctimonious fucker.