Nauseating Inspirational Bullshit From Facebook

But what if it’s two guys? Or two women?

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 22:01:24 +0000

But what if it’s two guys? Or two women?

And the relevance of the random desert nomad to this trite...

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 20:01:51 +0000

And the relevance of the random desert nomad to this trite bullshit is … ? Oh, I get it. He’s a nomad, therefore he’s wise. Even though he didn’t and wouldn’t say that shit.

Um, that tree isn’t going to lose its leaves. It’s a...

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 19:01:27 +0000

Um, that tree isn’t going to lose its leaves. It’s a cypress tree - a pine. It has needles, not leaves.

Um, there’s no such thing as a British accent. English,...

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:01:22 +0000

Um, there’s no such thing as a British accent. English, maybe? Which part of England? Geordie, Scouse, Brummie? Or maybe pure Sloane? Or Estuary? Or perhaps Scottish or Welsh or Irish?

Or, as we call it, gratuitous crotch shot with the woman’s...

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 16:01:22 +0000

Or, as we call it, gratuitous crotch shot with the woman’s face removed so it completely depersonalises her and turns her into a faceless object

That’s right, you just go off and be miserable, love, and...

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 15:01:22 +0000

That’s right, you just go off and be miserable, love, and wonder why nobody likes you.

Lovely. A gratuitous depersonalised crotch shot and terrible...

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 13:02:24 +0000

Lovely. A gratuitous depersonalised crotch shot and terrible punctuation and spelling.

Yes, because it’s always a woman’s fault,...

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 11:30:33 +0000

Yes, because it’s always a woman’s fault, isn’t it?

Not as much as I hate it when people abuse commas

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 09:01:07 +0000

Not as much as I hate it when people abuse commas

Oh look, more tiresome, smug homilies that have nothing...

katebevan — Sat, 01 Dec 2012 07:00:47 +0000

Oh look, more tiresome, smug homilies that have nothing whatsoever to do with Native Americans

No, I have no idea what this is trying to say, either via Margot

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 23:59:28 +0000

No, I have no idea what this is trying to say, either

via Margot

That wolf is about to eat that bird, isn’t it?

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 23:30:58 +0000

That wolf is about to eat that bird, isn’t it?

Yep, nobody likes you because you’re a negative whiner....

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 22:30:48 +0000

Yep, nobody likes you because you’re a negative whiner. Get over it.

oh, MY. Wolves! Trite bullshit! And so much ORANGE! via Margot

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 22:13:04 +0000

oh, MY. Wolves! Trite bullshit! And so much ORANGE!

via Margot

But love, you’re horribly attention-seeking with your...

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 20:30:49 +0000

But love, you’re horribly attention-seeking with your sanctimonious smugness.

Can someone explain the relevance of half-naked young, pretty...

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 18:01:32 +0000

Can someone explain the relevance of half-naked young, pretty white women to an anti-bullying message?

Um, no. Jealousy is a really bad thing.

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 15:01:34 +0000

Um, no. Jealousy is a really bad thing.

Wow. What’s the message here? First, “normal”...

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 13:30:46 +0000

Wow. What’s the message here? First, “normal” is young, straight and white. And second, women think about fluffy hearts and don’t exercise. Two repressive stereotypes in one bullshit image.

Now I’ve seen everything. Dude, chocolate is not healthy....

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 12:01:06 +0000

Now I’ve seen everything. Dude, chocolate is not healthy. Not even organic chocolate.

So the giant phallic symbol is ok, but you pixelate out the...

katebevan — Fri, 30 Nov 2012 11:01:41 +0000

So the giant phallic symbol is ok, but you pixelate out the breast? That is fucked up.